kniightmare:

gossipseer:

oneandtwotogether:

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

For all of you having bad days

I am actually trying so hard not to cry my makeup off at this. This is sincerely one of the most important self-care videos in my life.

finally a commercial that actually means what it says. it’s not about selling cars or getting you to go to an amusement park, it’s sincerely telling you the world is amazing

adulting:

This is pretty simple but really seems to confound some folks.

If you wish to enter a subway car, an elevator, a bus, an alcove - whatever small but key space - let those who wish to leave that same space do it first.

You see, human beings have mass, and take up space in the universe. Therefore, this elevator/subway/whatever will be better able to hold you once there are less humans in it.

This step brought to you by my fellow MAX riders. It won’t leave without you! Just wait seven goddamn seconds!

jesuschristvevo:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

i’m sitting in this hallway LINED WITH PEOPLE along the walls because there’s outlets all along the hallway and the one i’m at the top plug is broken? and like eight people have wanted to use it and the politest one was a girl whose first language wasn’t english i think who led with “excuse me miss” and the rudest one has been a businessman who just tried to reach over me before i could explain that it wasn’t working

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

who decided that airplane seats shouldn’t line up with the windows anyway

do stand-up comedians always talk about airplanes because they’re flying everywhere for shows and there’s nothing else to fucking do in the airport but write about it

my mom likes crime shows and the only one i’ve ever gotten attached to is ncis and since i’m bored because all my plane plans were shot to dust when i remembered my headphone jack is broken i went through the ncis tag and

it’s just REALLY WEIRD seeing something my mom is into in like… fandom context… with ships, and liveblogging, and feels…

fly like an eagle is playing in the airport