Step 304: When there is a small, confined space that some humans are leaving and others are entering, the leaving happens first
This is pretty simple but really seems to confound some folks.
If you wish to enter a subway car, an elevator, a bus, an alcove - whatever small but key space - let those who wish to leave that same space do it first.
You see, human beings have mass, and take up space in the universe. Therefore, this elevator/subway/whatever will be better able to hold you once there are less humans in it.
This step brought to you by my fellow MAX riders. It won’t leave without you! Just wait seven goddamn seconds!
Posted 9 hours ago With 457 notes
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
Posted 9 hours ago With 81,958 notes
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
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i’m sitting in this hallway LINED WITH PEOPLE along the walls because there’s outlets all along the hallway and the one i’m at the top plug is broken? and like eight people have wanted to use it and the politest one was a girl whose first language wasn’t english i think who led with “excuse me miss” and the rudest one has been a businessman who just tried to reach over me before i could explain that it wasn’t working
Posted 9 hours ago With 2 notes
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Posted 9 hours ago With 39,863 notes
who decided that airplane seats shouldn’t line up with the windows anyway
Posted 10 hours ago With 24 notes
do stand-up comedians always talk about airplanes because they’re flying everywhere for shows and there’s nothing else to fucking do in the airport but write about it
Posted 18 hours ago With 1 note
my mom likes crime shows and the only one i’ve ever gotten attached to is ncis and since i’m bored because all my plane plans were shot to dust when i remembered my headphone jack is broken i went through the ncis tag and
it’s just REALLY WEIRD seeing something my mom is into in like… fandom context… with ships, and liveblogging, and feels…
Posted 18 hours ago With 1 note
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
Can I just say I would LOVE to use the Harley Quinn makeup for an actually Harly Quinn costume? :D
Posted 18 hours ago With 83,629 notes
fly like an eagle is playing in the airport
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Holy dang, this this really what I think it is? Apparently so.
ONE like and ONE reblog ONLY. No excuses. Okay? Okay.
You don’t need to be following me, but I’ll throw in something special if you are! I’ll throw in something EXTRA special if you live in the Las Vegas/Pahrump/Henderson area, regardless if you’re following me or not.
You need to be comfortable giving me your name and address.
I can only ship to people within the US of A. I’ll take care of the cost and yeah.
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will be checking.
The TWO winners will be randomly chosen on Saturday, June 8th.
WHAT YOU WILL BE GETTING.
First place will receive:
- Two HOMESTUCK SHIRTS of your choice. It can be anything from God Tier, Trickster, Genderbent, OC, cannon, you name it I’ll make it. It can be trolls, kids, I DON’T CARE.
- CANDY. It can be any sort of candy you want. Be it gummy bears, twizzlers, lollipops, gumballs, yeah. Even the candy that is hard to find in stores, I’ll try to get a bag of it for you. AS LONG AS IT’S NOT CHOCOLATE.
- Four CAR STICKERS. I can make God Tier aspects, troll signs, and kid symbols. Even if you don’t have a car, they can be used as stickers for notebooks, laptops, yeah yeah. And they can last up to FIVE YEARS.
- A $10 Target gift card featuring a bunch of poker playing dogs. Like I said, the red background and the green table have a fuzzy texture.
Second place will receive:
- One Homestuck shirt, two car decals, and the candy of your choice.
GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN.
Posted 19 hours ago With 3,354 notes