freedom would never knock
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
Posted 10 months ago With 206,324 notes
Allow us a moment, Tumblr:
Beyond anything else today is about, it’s about taking a second to remember that America is amazing. Really: It’s amazing. Disappointments, BS, and irony aside, this is the longest experiment in DIY, make-it-up-as-you-go country-running in recorded history, and it’s ours to make what we will of it. In one of the foremost countries on earth, we are the ones calling the shots, and sometimes we disappoint the hell out of each other but from time to time we surprise ourselves with greatness.
What’s crazier than that? What’s more amazing?
Posted 11 months ago With 646,922 notes
tumblr on every other day other than the fourth: why the fuck was i born on the wrong side of the planet
tumblr on the fourth of july: DID YOU HEAR THAT BRITS? IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED IN THE HARBOR.
Posted 11 months ago With 9,896 notes
I remember my first eagle ceremony when I turned nine. The first eagle you get is always declawed, which I always thought was pretty inhumane, but it was a good way to ease into caring for the birds. My eagle (named Baldy, because I wasn’t a terribly clever child) was already quite old when I received him (he was a rescue eagle, luckily) but I did have him until I was 16. I don’t know if I was more excited about getting my drivers license that year, or my new eagle! You should have seen the party we had when I got him, too! Grilled hot dogs and fire works and lemonade…. obviously I named my beautiful new eagle Freedom. He’s too big to keep inside anymore, unfortunately, but we’ve got a pretty comfortable roost for him on our apartment’s balcony.
Posted 1 year ago With 98,061 notes
Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔
- Austria (Personally,my favorite)
- Holy Roman Empire
- Czech Republic
I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING
THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
I think I just choked on my own laughter.
I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle
like this one
I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.
Poland’s crown. Always will be my favorite.
Ahhhh, I really like England and Denmark’s
And America’s best crown. ANYONE WHO GREW UP IN AMERICA AND WENT TO BK KNOW THAT YOU HAD IT.
Hell my first year of college we all went to bk and got some. man now I wanna do that again.
*wants to love on Denmark’s but feels obligated to respond to AMERICAAAAA*
Posted 1 year ago With 97,848 notes
hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover
Posted 1 year ago With 4,465 notes
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
Posted 1 year ago With 156,045 notes
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can someone draw australia america and england having this conversation please
I second that.
Meanwhile, Scotland casually leaves the UK and joins the Nordic Association.
I’m dying, I tell you. Dying. This is so BEAUTIFUL!
Posted 1 year ago With 1,017 notes