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faisdm:

taco-bell-rey:

People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)

I don’t think Americans really understand how weird their country is.

Posted 2 months ago

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As Americans, we have this naïve assumption that people all over the world are struggling and way behind us. They’re not. Sweden and South Korea have more advanced high speed internet networks. Japan has the most advanced trains and transportation systems. Norwegians make more money. The biggest and most advanced plane in the world is flown out of Singapore. The tallest buildings in the world are now in Dubai and Shanghai. Meanwhile, the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world.

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10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America [x]  (via kissing-beehives)

WELP!

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The Truth don’t care WHO tell it.

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Posted 7 months ago

Source: curlycherie Reblogged from: sweggscellent
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Just kidding. U-S-A! U-S-A!

shitmystudentswrite:

In order to bring to talk about the United States American flag we must first discuss other nations flags and what they mean to the world we live in.  Just kidding, not to be rude but this is America and this paper will cover the United States of America flag. 

Posted 9 months ago

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sillylaureate:

schr0dinger:

will never not reblog because historygasm

It’s like we’re a cancer.

sillylaureate:

schr0dinger:

will never not reblog because historygasm

It’s like we’re a cancer.

Posted 1 year ago

Source: nevver Reblogged from: all-american-oncest
9/29/12 — 3:15pm Notes: 60730
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redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.

freedom would never knock
freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

Posted 2 years ago

Source: jonny5fefrenzy Reblogged from: novashadows
8/2/12 — 5:49pm Notes: 305498
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tags: #america

barackobama:

Allow us a moment, Tumblr:

Beyond anything else today is about, it’s about taking a second to remember that America is amazing. Really: It’s amazing. Disappointments, BS, and irony aside, this is the longest experiment in DIY, make-it-up-as-you-go country-running in recorded history, and it’s ours to make what we will of it. In one of the foremost countries on earth, we are the ones calling the shots, and sometimes we disappoint the hell out of each other but from time to time we surprise ourselves with greatness.

What’s crazier than that? What’s more amazing?

Posted 2 years ago

Source: jjangs Reblogged from: barackobama
7/4/12 — 11:31pm Notes: 681518
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tumblr on every other day other than the fourth: why the fuck was i born on the wrong side of the planet
tumblr on the fourth of july: DID YOU HEAR THAT BRITS? IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED IN THE HARBOR.

Posted 2 years ago

Source: thekyliejenner Reblogged from: novashadows
7/4/12 — 4:32pm Notes: 9869
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caffeinatedmarshmallow:

wat

Posted 2 years ago

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did-you-kno:

Source

Posted 2 years ago

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6/18/12 — 7:30pm Notes: 4780
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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I remember my first eagle ceremony when I turned nine. The first eagle you get is always declawed, which I always thought was pretty inhumane, but it was a good way to ease into caring for the birds. My eagle (named Baldy, because I wasn’t a terribly clever child) was already quite old when I received him (he was a rescue eagle, luckily) but I did have him until I was 16. I don’t know if I was more excited about getting my drivers license that year, or my new eagle! You should have seen the party we had when I got him, too! Grilled hot dogs and fire works and lemonade…. obviously I named my beautiful new eagle Freedom. He’s too big to keep inside anymore, unfortunately, but we’ve got a pretty comfortable roost for him on our apartment’s balcony.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I remember my first eagle ceremony when I turned nine. The first eagle you get is always declawed, which I always thought was pretty inhumane, but it was a good way to ease into caring for the birds. My eagle (named Baldy, because I wasn’t a terribly clever child) was already quite old when I received him (he was a rescue eagle, luckily) but I did have him until I was 16. I don’t know if I was more excited about getting my drivers license that year, or my new eagle! You should have seen the party we had when I got him, too! Grilled hot dogs and fire works and lemonade…. obviously I named my beautiful new eagle Freedom. He’s too big to keep inside anymore, unfortunately, but we’ve got a pretty comfortable roost for him on our apartment’s balcony.

Posted 2 years ago

Source: actualsaame Reblogged from: owlapin
6/9/12 — 8:10pm Notes: 178975
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novashadows:

that-girl-with-the-boots:

sassy-once-ler:

historicalslut:

Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔

  • Austria (Personally,my favorite) 
  • England
  • Prussia
  • Denmark
  • Holy Roman Empire
  • Hungary
  • Poland
  • Czech Republic
  • Bavaria

I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING 

THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL

America.

I think I just choked on my own laughter. 

Omg really?

I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle

like this one

I had to reblog it for the eagle wearing the crown.

Poland’s crown. Always will be my favorite.

Ahhhh, I really like England and Denmark’s

And America’s best crown. ANYONE WHO GREW UP IN AMERICA AND WENT TO BK KNOW THAT YOU HAD IT. Hell my first year of college we all went to bk and got some. man now I wanna do that again.

PRUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*wants to love on Denmark’s but feels obligated to respond to AMERICAAAAA*

*conflicted*

Posted 2 years ago

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cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

good times

Posted 2 years ago

Source: cespur Reblogged from: calllipygian
5/6/12 — 12:42pm Notes: 84386
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llcooljofficial:

no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously

Posted 2 years ago

Reblogged from: calllipygian
5/1/12 — 5:00pm Notes: 205829
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the-adequate-gatsby:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.




Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  


Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right


You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 






Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.




Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?




Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.

the-adequate-gatsby:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.

Posted 2 years ago

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Posted 2 years ago

Source: pixiv.net Reblogged from: calllipygian
4/21/12 — 11:03pm Notes: 362
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