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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Posted 1 day ago

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dicksp8jr:

yue-the-tianlong:

silvermoon424:

breakingdads:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

Posted 1 week ago

Source: breakingdads Reblogged from: knightofvodka
4/6/14 — 11:06pm Notes: 199785
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itsvondell:

god …

Posted 3 weeks ago

Source: itsvondell Reblogged from: spookboopboogie
3/20/14 — 6:06pm Notes: 2064
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talesof4chan:

First National Bank of Gamestoptalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

First National Bank of Gamestop
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

Posted 4 weeks ago

Source: talesof4chan Reblogged from: ghirahim
3/18/14 — 2:47pm Notes: 4603
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feminismordeath:

badassperger:

caseyandsons:

bxneyard:

soulsuccubus:

thedaysofforever:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it

Lololol

Tears are streaming down my face oh my god

help

"I am getting fisted right now" omfg

Posted 1 month ago

156,641 notes

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

Posted 1 month ago

Source: kuzans Reblogged from: birdarangs
2/26/14 — 6:00pm Notes: 115188
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berniesu:

sherlockspeare:

Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

No words

Posted 2 months ago

Source: sherlockspeare Reblogged from: blogdenerdy
2/13/14 — 4:32pm Notes: 184315
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cruciothatbitch:

kenway:

watch at least the first minute of this

i did not want this video to end

Posted 2 months ago

Source: kenwaymoved Reblogged from: knoxyjohnville
2/11/14 — 1:00am Notes: 178429
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dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

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dicklover3000:

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dicklover3000:

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dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwadA ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN. LONG HAMSTERS DONT EXIST. YOU. NEED. TO DO. YOUR. OWN. GODDAMN. RESEARCH. BC YOU. ARE BEING AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE SWINE. MAYBE, IF YOU SUCK A DICK TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, THEN MAYBE, YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE IN YOU.

goodness gracious! sweetheart! long hamsters have been the center of many, many studies for years! they are truly little miracles! no one knows how these hamsters got so long. (: it is okay that you have yet to explore the amazing Cricetinae longis. 

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwad
A ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 

JESUS CHRIST WOMAN. LONG HAMSTERS DONT EXIST. YOU. NEED. TO DO. YOUR. OWN. GODDAMN. RESEARCH. BC YOU. ARE BEING AN UNEDUCATED LITTLE SWINE. MAYBE, IF YOU SUCK A DICK TOO HARD, YOU MIGHT SUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT, THEN MAYBE, YOU WILL HAVE A LITTLE INTELLIGENCE IN YOU.

goodness gracious! sweetheart! long hamsters have been the center of many, many studies for years! they are truly little miracles! no one knows how these hamsters got so long. (: it is okay that you have yet to explore the amazing Cricetinae longis. 

Posted 2 months ago

Source: dicklover3000 Reblogged from: birdarangs
2/5/14 — 6:30am Notes: 121958
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tags: #funny

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.

Posted 2 months ago

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imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win


DID HE WIN

video

imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win

DID HE WIN

video

Posted 3 months ago

Source: meme4u Reblogged from: blogdenerdy
1/13/14 — 9:15pm Notes: 638337
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beltsquid:

jontronshat:

im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally. this is the fucking future

It’s legit, btw.

Posted 3 months ago

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Posted 3 months ago

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mswyrr:

THESE VIDEOS THO

Posted 3 months ago

Source: mswyrr Reblogged from: knoxyjohnville
1/11/14 — 4:00pm Notes: 48886
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pinkstarpirater:

Greatest porn intro ever

Naughty whores always steal our lemons

Posted 3 months ago

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