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starxapple:

truffulajam:

i like to imagine all the askblogs’ full names are their urls

…well I mean like obviously YEAH but no their urls are their actual legal names

like swag’s full name is “ask-swag-onceler” with the dashes and everything like it says it on his birth certificate

can you imagine them like being scolded with their full names growing up

“ASK-SWAG-ONCELER GET DOWN HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF”

“ASK-INKBLOOD-ONCELER YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG MAN”

“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ASKTHEYOUNGENTREPENEUR”

and then there’s one-ler just shaking his head like “wow bless this fandom that’s rich”

im accepting this headcanon oh my LORD LOL

oh my gosh perfect

Posted 1 year ago

Source: truffulajam Reblogged from: starxapple
7/18/12 — 3:24pm Notes: 143
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What If

triggeringbiggering:

Every time the Once-ler had a business meeting, it would play out as an epic musical number as a pitch to his customers and company partners?

Like,

Oh my god.

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: triggeringbiggering
7/16/12 — 11:56pm Notes: 65
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once-ler-upon-a-midnight-dreary:

bounce-ler:

stabsinthe:

aryll:

tripleparadiddle:

ok the rest of the factory fell in a hole. case solved i guess

yeah, i always imagined that the ground was already weak and became even weaker over time under the weight of that giant factory, to the point where it finally gave way and basically created a ravine in its wake
a pretty fittingly destructive end, i guess

headcanon revised

#quietly wonders how often he considers #joining his factory


W-why would you say that!!! ;A;

once-ler-upon-a-midnight-dreary:

bounce-ler:

stabsinthe:

aryll:

tripleparadiddle:

ok the rest of the factory fell in a hole. case solved i guess

yeah, i always imagined that the ground was already weak and became even weaker over time under the weight of that giant factory, to the point where it finally gave way and basically created a ravine in its wake

a pretty fittingly destructive end, i guess

headcanon revised

#quietly wonders how often he considers #joining his factory

W-why would you say that!!! ;A;

Posted 1 year ago

Source: bugsuit Reblogged from: bennyjohnpython
7/16/12 — 10:05pm Notes: 693
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just-another-weird-fangirl:

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DO THESE ALL THE TIME? Well I feel like doing them again, and it totally has nothing to do with all of the high-quality once-ler screencaps on my dash no sir.

Headcanon: The Once-ler was 18 when he first found the valley.

Let me…

Posted 1 year ago

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onceler-headcanons:

The Once-ler is a vegetarian. But nobody had the heart to tell him what marshmallows were made of…

(Submitted by michichick)

I CHEAT.

I CHEAT FOR MARSHMALLOWS OKAY?

*sobs*

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: onceler-headcanons
7/12/12 — 11:08am Notes: 18
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108. Mrs Weasley would constantly get nightmares about Fred’s death. However, one night she had a dream in which she was faced with Lily Potter. “You looked after my son when I couldn’t.” Lily had said, “So for that, I promise I’ll look after yours.” Molly never had another nightmare again.

Posted 1 year ago

Source: rujimite Reblogged from: novashadows
7/5/12 — 9:20pm Notes: 40520
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swoncest-headcanons:

Swag One-ler is their son. FIGHT ME.
Art by owl-ler

swoncest-headcanons:

Swag One-ler is their son. FIGHT ME.

Art by owl-ler

Posted 1 year ago

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frequentlynotonboats:

doctorwho:

#MARY POPPINS IS A TIME LORD.

moonmyst:

angsturbatecate:

chylan:

totalspiffage:

yousexythiing:

icthyosapien:

angsturbatecate:

If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.

Head canon, idgaf, fight me.

seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.

Bowties are cool, huh Mary?

OH MY F**KING GOD.

#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me

Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?

I wear a daisy hat now… daisy hats are cool

How have we never blogged this before!?!

Posted 1 year ago

Source: passrevoked Reblogged from: rintherkat
6/28/12 — 6:07pm Notes: 94129
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I’m not sure what butterfly milk would smell like

caffeinatedmarshmallow:

tontontonberry:

Something light and sweet, but what?

Orange blossom?

GIMME IDEAS, FANDOM 8D

Hmm… I think butterfly milk would smell something like that sweet vanilla smell from soymilk, but with flowers in it.

Posted 1 year ago

Source: tontontonberry Reblogged from: barawentzie
6/28/12 — 5:12pm Notes: 11
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owl-ler:

lorax headcanon, the once-ler still technically owns thneedville… i mean otherwise wouldnt ohare change it to like ohareville or something 

…and he’s going to leave it to Ted, maybe…?

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: owlapin
6/27/12 — 4:17pm Notes: 21
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onceler-headcanons:

Old man Once-ler’s thneed he uses as his scarf was made from the last Truffula tree.

(submitted by Anonymous) 

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: onceler-headcanons
6/26/12 — 9:22pm Notes: 27
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midnightbizarre:

i have a theory that illumination storyboarded like half of the lorax before they actually had a design for onceler and the placeholder was a stick figure with green gloves

and then someone went “wait we should probably finish his design” and someone else went “yeah but I’ve grown attached to the stick figure…”

so they compromised and rendered the stick figure

Posted 1 year ago

Source: truffulajam Reblogged from: owlapin
6/22/12 — 1:40am Notes: 280
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onceler-headcanons:

The Once-ler was explaining his story in excruciating detail just to mess with Ted. It was mostly true except for the musical numbers and what happened while he was sleeping.

Once-ler: So then, young Ted, I fell fast asleep at approximately 10:23 PM, and a few seconds later, the Barbaloots snuck in and lifted up bed. Still deep asleep, I didn’t notice. Anyway, they had some difficulty getting the bed through the door, and they nearly woke me up. The Lorax, who was leading them, told them to stop.. Are you still listening, Ted? Anyway, Melvin was about to wake me up to warn me, but the Lorax shushed him and bribed him with a Trufulla fruit, which of course, worked. They got my bed out of my cottage, soon after. The Lorax was tip-toeing and went all ninja as the Hummingfish sang the Mission Impossible theme song and then-

Ted: You’re making this up now.

Once-ler: DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TREES OR NOT?

Ted: I’m listeniiiiing… 

(submitted by demonsareoverrated-ler)

I’M DYING.

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: onceler-headcanons
6/10/12 — 12:17am Notes: 47
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dragonblast:

when you headcanon so hard you forget it’s not canon

Posted 1 year ago

Source: dragonblastarchive Reblogged from: owlapin
6/8/12 — 12:44pm Notes: 6284
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alexand-ler:

eptylus:

c-c-chuck:

sailorgallifrey:

zumidotexe:

Guys.  Guys look at the seams on his sleeves in the first one.

He made these pajamas.

You can tell.

Now I’m picturing him in like a Joanns or Hancock or other fabric store, pushing his little cart around, and he finds a bolt of blue-with-yellow-bunnies fabric, and he’s all

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BOLT.  THIS FABRIC IS JUST WHAT I NEED. GONNA CHOP SOME OFF AND MAKE MY PAJAMAS.

Cutie!!!!! 

“GONNA CHOP SOME OFF” 

he might have just added to the sleeves, too, given his freakishly long body, he might just be making adjustments to store-bought clothing

that’s just me playing devil’s advocate because i can’t deal with how cute it would be for him to be sewing his own clothing like that…….. given how well the bunnies align at the button-down and at the pocket, he probably did make it, most mass-produced clothing wouldn’t bother with lining things up so perfectly

but then i’m also wondering why the stitching is so prominent on that sleeve and not the other…? maybe he didn’t make it himself, but it tore from some sort of accident and he decided to fix it but did a poor job on it

what if he actually sucks at sewing

Posted 1 year ago

Reblogged from: owlapin
5/28/12 — 10:16pm Notes: 2451
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