textsfromspiritworld:

(913):

I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.

(785):

When were you at my house?

Submitted by amaringo

textsfromspiritworld:

(347): Honestly, I’ve had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.

(917): Please tell me you’re talking about his personality.

Submitted by prince-jake

textsfromspiritworld:

(708): I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality

Submitted by prince-jake

textsfromspiritworld:

(403):
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I’m a dog. Is that wrong?

textsfromspiritworld:

(203): Stop selling my mother weed! She’s annoying as hell when she’s stoned.