(406): My brother is so whacked out on Percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute.
Submitted by chococrepes
Posted 1 year ago With 31 notes
(509): I’m in the room…It’s full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Posted 1 year ago With 33 notes
(281): I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
(936): haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Posted 1 year ago With 23 notes
(306): So not only just find my adoption papers that I didn’t know about in my parents house, but they say “child shows some signs of mental retardation”.
Posted 1 year ago With 32 notes
(410): Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I’ll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
(301): I accept this challenge.
Posted 1 year ago With 27 notes