hey swag if it doesn’t work out between you and your katy perry cutout

asktheyoungentrepreneur:

ask-swag-onceler submitted: 

Hey nerd, picked this up for you in some third world country. Wear it or I’ll sue you.

Wowie-wow! Rowdy-dow!

Thanks much, man! Just the thing a guy returning from vacation needs.

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

Best Present Ever.

Headcanon: $wag comes back convinced he’s cultured as fuck because- um ho- he knows pig-latin now?

Also he gets pissed at the UN because he’s pretty sure that they’re some kind of stupid lorax swag-trap and could the lazy fucker have least remember the “less??”

Oh. And that is not a lei. Please. That is a Hawaiian thneed. Like he was going to leave THAT market unturned.

#MORE MEF MOOOREE

travelingmadness:

wansura:

“oh baby oh mm yeah oneler kiss me you dickquaffer!! since i cant have swag i want you!! fuck im so hard…and gay…i like corn…i want to kiss one…and this is not a typo”

yeah thats right, kiss. kiss, you little baby fags.

if you ever wondered what ever happened to the original swag, wonder no more

SO BASICALLY

OH MY GOD

kudalyn:

Have some TruffFlu!Swag pony

This is what happens when you listen to MCR for two days straight

I think he looks a bit… odd? idk this was difficult to do, specially his hair. He barely looks like Swag imo, but oh well!

I cheated and reused his cutie mark from his original ponyfication I did months ago, but added a few scars to it

yep

enjoy~

starxapple:

omg i forgot that i can post this now. prisma drew this for me forever ago based on some dialogue i came up with about me n swag watching hannah montana together 

full

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

THIS IS THE PLACE.

i was looking back through my bookmarks and i’m pretty sure this is the first thing i ever sent an ask blog